I love cheese,
Can I have more please?
I would seize the seven seas,
If only I could have more cheese.
Cheese is cheese and cheese is good,
Oh I would have more if I only could.
I thought these thoughts as I came to a stop,
And waited in line at my downtown cheese shop.
I had slipped inside without batting an eye,
I would not be surprised if this is how I die.
The man at the counter he looked at me and dropped.
Sir it will be hard to keep you he stopped,
Darting glances he was full of fright,
How am I such a terrible sight?
I have said what I have said and I will say it until I’m red,
Sir it will be impossible to keep you fed,
But this makes no sense I plead and I plead,
Listen to me please you will not have my cheese,
Cheese is cheese and cheese is good
But cheese is for the living,
I only hoped you had understood.